Funny and so true

It's not a new problem;)
Bicorn and Chichevache are fabulous beasts that appear in European satirical works of the Middle Ages and Renaissance. Bicorn is a creature—part panther, part cow, with a human-like face[1]—that devours kind-hearted and devoted husbands and (because of their abundance) is plump and well fed. Chichevache, on the other hand, devours obedient wives and (because of their scarcity) is thin and starving.
From Wikipedia
DISCLAIMER:
Of course, I don't approve of such unladylike behaviour;))) And the word choice.
but this is really funny:
Found on Twitter/X
I'm not going to tell anyone what to do with their hair. I just wanted to share an old joke.
The husband comes home and first thing he sees, his wife had her long hair cut off.
"How do you like my new haircut?" She asks. "This greyish long hair made me look so old. But I don't look like an old woman any more, do I?"
"No", the husband answers. "Now you look like an old man."
Please don't throw stones at me:) BTW, I think it's perfectly fine to dye the greying hair some nice colour. Preferably using natural dyes like henna.
Courtesy of Gab. Sometimes they do have nice things posted:)
your father lied to you:)
Found on Twitter:
Big if true (found on Twitter)
Found on Gab:

This is funny:
"We understand this is a civil suit, but Alex Jones is so uniquely evil we decided pursuing the death penalty in this case was appropriate," said a lawyer representing the plaintiffs. "The jury also ruled that Jones must pay a sum of infinity dollars, which is good because our legal fee was eleventy-trillion-thousand dollars."
It can be done:)